I decided to start a new segment called
Every Thursday we go to institute and we are very attentive.
We also write stories.
We do this thing where each person writes three words and only three words at a time.
The story usually turns into something you never would imagine.
Maybe you won't think they are that funny, but we find them absolutely hilarious.
Our first story is just between Alicia and I and this was actually before we instated the three word rule.
I am pink, Alicia is green, and Brooke is blue.
There once was a girl named Alicia. She was princess and attended Hogwarts. When she got to Hogwarts, she was sorted into Hufflepuff. She cried herself to sleep EVERY. NIGHT. But it got better because soon she met a half-blood prince. Everything would have been perfect if his hair wasn't so greasy. But she loved him anyways and they often skipped class to see each other (naughty :o) They liked to sneak out to the lake and feed the giant squid bread crumbs and to dodge the whomping willow and sometimes when feeling courageous they would walk near the edge of the forest *holding hands all the while- it was real magic. The things they learned in classes (or didn't because they never went) was only tricks compared to the magic they made (holding hands that is). Then they broke up. And got back together and got married in the Hogwarts Temple. But it wasn't real marriage because they were too young and they were arrested by the Ministry of Magic. Then they woke up and realized being arrested was just a dream. Then they woke up again and realized they never actually broke up nor did they get married. Then they realized they HAD gotten married after a day, her name was Giselle and their life was a combination of different movies.
So that was our first story. We wrote one other one the same day and this one we actually did the three word rule, well sorta.
Once upon a time there was an elephant named Ophelia. She always tried new hairstyles when she was feeling down because she felt sassy. It was exciting when one day she wasn't feeling down and she licked herself. I was an odd witness to said odd, but pleasant
occurrence occurance occurence? But I enjoyed it. Insanity runs in and grabs Ophelia. He takes her to a bar and buys her a drink. It was delicious and cherry filled. Sadly, she hadn't tried sipping drinks before without her trunk and the drink squirted out her nose/trunk. She was embarrassed because she wet her trunk (*tee hee*). Then Insanity got her a napkin, bit her brain, and she went insane. Everyday after she tried new hairstyles and didn't brush her hair, but she did get an afro on her chin. All the other elephants called her a man. But Insanity liked her chin afro. So they started dating. Until Benny came and told Ophelia she couldn't date Insanity because he liked her. True loves kiss awakened Ophelia from her insanity and she married Benny at the Hogwarts temple. She saw Alicia and the half-blood prince there because they are magically righteous. Noggin! Duuude... What happened after that was they got ice cream together. One marriage = whole snow cone. And they all lived happily together in a shoe box. The end? Amen.
And this was just the beginning of some wonderful stories.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I do.